He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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