She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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