what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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