normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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