is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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