The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
that is very illegal...i love you.
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