It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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