never play flip cup with pint glasses
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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