This girl is more easily done than said...
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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