Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
