butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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