I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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