Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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