Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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