Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
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