I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
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New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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