I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize