Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Randomize
