His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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