so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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