ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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