Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Please don't give away my fajitas
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Randomize
