Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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