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my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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