Pappa wants mamma naked
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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