Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
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