and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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