Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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