Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Little spoons don't ask big questions
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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