I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
