I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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