Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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