I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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