Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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