I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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