It's Friday. Sex?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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