Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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