Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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