People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
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