could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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