Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Randomize
