can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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