that's an acceptable place to lick
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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