Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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