I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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