Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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