Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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