but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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