I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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