yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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