what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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