no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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