am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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