Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
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