I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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