I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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