farters have to be the big spoon...
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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