i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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