hell yes lets make some ravioli
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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